My thoughts, exactly.Tumblr (3.0; @deryck)http://itsderyck.com/<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uCv3c_DWhq0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This makes me so uncomfortable, I had to watch it one or eleven times.</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/13525069488http://itsderyck.com/post/13525069488Tue, 29 Nov 2011 19:39:39 -0600<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luw3agdm901qzreb1o1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hipster-ism.</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/12997404983http://itsderyck.com/post/12997404983Fri, 18 Nov 2011 22:03:52 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lurorzW7TG1qe0wclo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/12888351378/the-internet-needs-us-now-sign-this-petition-and" class="tumblr_blog">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The Internet needs us now. <a href="http://www.change.org/petitions/stop-the-internet-control-bill-now">SIGN THIS PETITION and stop the Internet Control Bill.</a></p></blockquote> <p>We could be about to witness the greatest death of all-time, the death of<br/>The Internet.</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/12902166814http://itsderyck.com/post/12902166814Wed, 16 Nov 2011 18:19:03 -0600<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu30i4tmpq1qjn0afo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahgiantpanda.tumblr.com/post/12431234848" class="tumblr_blog">fuckyeahgiantpanda</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Via <a href="http://myownsea.tumblr.com/">Myownsea</a>.</p></blockquote> <p>I’d sip DAT!</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/12434252902http://itsderyck.com/post/12434252902Sun, 06 Nov 2011 14:47:24 -0600<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltu1phvVjs1qhw11wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pretty sure @simplesays and I need one. Positive.</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/12401033400http://itsderyck.com/post/12401033400Sat, 05 Nov 2011 22:09:09 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lts411kyuN1qe93e5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/12324854157/you-have-got-to-be-shitting-me" class="tumblr_blog">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>You have got to be shitting me …</p></blockquote> <p>BABYYYY!</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/12332200422http://itsderyck.com/post/12332200422Fri, 04 Nov 2011 13:16:36 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/j8cMb1YTw-8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/12326248720/facepalm-of-the-day-protip-unless-youre-on-a" class="tumblr_blog">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Facepalm of the Day:</strong> PROTIP: Unless you’re on a special “sexy edition” of <em>Jeopardy!</em>, you can pretty much count on the correct response to an answer never being “what is a threesome?”</p> <p>[<a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/11/what-is-a-threesome">warmingglow</a>.]</p></blockquote> <p>Best Jeopardy response ever!</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/12332144499http://itsderyck.com/post/12332144499Fri, 04 Nov 2011 13:14:32 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu1c9pN2Ft1qc4fbco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahgiantpanda.tumblr.com/post/12247446562" class="tumblr_blog">fuckyeahgiantpanda</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A mother and her cub at the Wolong Nature Reserve in China.</p> <p>© <a href="http://www.carmelmagazine.com/archive/08su/panda-tiger-photos.shtml">Robert Salisbury Knight</a>.</p></blockquote> <p>I’ve got a secret!</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/12261748926http://itsderyck.com/post/12261748926Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:52:34 -0500<p><span>Kim Kardashian </span><a href="http://kimkardashian.celebuzz.com/2011/11/01/a-message-to-my-fans/">released a letter </a>to her fans about the end of her STUNT QUEEN marriage and it totally wasn’t written by her publicist and doesn’t smell like bull queef’s at all. If you don’t have the wet shits from Kardashian poisoning yet, read this mess at your own risk:</p> <blockquote>This is probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write. I see all of the support and I am so thankful for my fans, friends and family who are helping me through this difficult time. <p>I am trying not to read all the different media reports but it’s hard not to see all the negative ones. First and foremost, I married for love. I can’t believe I even have to defend this. I would not have spent so much time on something just for a TV show! I share so much of my life on a reality show, that contemplating whether to even film my wedding was a tough decision to make, and maybe it turned out to not be the smartest decision. But it’s who I am! We filmed Kourtney giving birth, Khloe getting married, break ups, make ups, our best moments and our worst moments. These were all real moments. That’s what makes us who we are. We share, we give, we love and we are open!</p> <p>Everyone that knows me knows that I’m a hopeless romantic! I love with all of my heart and soul. I want a family and babies and a real life so badly that maybe I rushed in to something too soon. I believed in love and the dream of what I wanted so badly. I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn’t get off when now I know I probably should have. I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship, I didn’t know how to and didn’t want to disappoint a lot of people.</p> <p>I’m being honest here and I hope you respect my courage because this isn’t easy to go through. But I do know that I have to follow my heart. I never had the intention of hurting anybody and I accept full responsibility for my actions and decisions, and for taking everyone on this journey with me. It just didn’t turn out to be the fairy tale I had so badly hoped for.</p> <p>There are also reports that I made millions of dollars off of the wedding. These reports are simply not true and it makes me so sad to have to even clarify this. I’m so grateful to everyone who took the time to come to my wedding and I’ll be donating the money for all the gifts to the Dream Foundation.</p> <p>I’m sorry if I have hurt anyone, but my dad always told me to follow my heart and I believe now that I really am.</p> </blockquote> <p>That probably sounded like nothing but ass lips slapping together to you, so allow me to translate:</p> <p>“This is probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write, like literally. I mean, you try talking out the words for your assistant to type while sipping on a <a href="http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150174674318316&set=vb.57795606407&type=2&permPage=1">Midori</a> beverage (sold wherever fine malt liquor is sold) during a first class flight to Australia. It’s hard! Sydney, be-yotches!</p> <p>I am totally reading all the different media reports, even the negatives ones, because I love reading about myself! DUH! First and foremost, I married for love of money and fame. Like a whole lot of money and fame! I can’t believe I even have to defend this. I would not have spent so much time on something just for a TV show! I share so much of my life on a reality show, that contemplating whether to even film my wedding was an easy decision to make especially when they started throwing money at me. I love money! It’s who I am! A money-grubbing fame whore! We filmed Kourtney giving birth, that big one getting married, break ups, makeups, our best moments and our worst moments. But I don’t even know what real moments are anymore. That’s what makes us who we are. We suck, we fuck, we take and we open our legs to anybody who shows us that camera! I love fame!</p> <p>Everyone that knows me knows that I’m a heartless fame whore! I don’t have a heart and I farted out my soul a long time ago. I want a family and babies so badly, but only because my mom tells me People Magazine pays like a whole ton of money for stuff like that and the pictures will be everywhere. I believed the money and the fame would force me to stay married to some asshole I don’t love, but I just couldn’t do it. He’s gross! I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship, I didn’t know how to because I’m a brainless dumb fuck and I didn’t want E! to cancel that check they wrote me for the sham wedding.</p> <p>I’m never honest and I don’t even know what the word “<span>respect</span>” means, but my publicist said I should use it at least once so there you go. But I do know that I have to follow the cameras and they’re not following whatshisname anymore. I never had the intention of doing anything other than making money and getting you stupid bloggers to write post after post about me. I accept zero responsibility for my actions and decisions.</p> <p>There are also reports that I made millions of dollars off of the wedding. These reports are simply not true. I made TENS of millions of dollars off of the wedding. I’m so grateful to all you suckers who took the time to come to my fake wedding and I’ll be donating the money for all of the gifts to the Dram Foundation, because let’s face it, I need the tax write-off.</p> <p>My dad always told me to follow my heart, but since I sold mine to a weird-looking man with horns on his head a long time ago, I am following the next best thing: dollar signs! And those dollar signs are telling me to tell you that during this difficult time, please show your support by wiping away your tears with Kardashian Kleenex sold exclusively at <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/KimKardashian/status/131013879793856512">Kardashian Khaos</a> in Las Vegas.</p> <p>Sorry, Kim Kardashian, but the only people that respect you and believe you are naive and incapable of any sort of deep thought.</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/12243041680http://itsderyck.com/post/12243041680Wed, 02 Nov 2011 10:47:13 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltjvjuIJVx1qhw11wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Eyes.</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/12228992811http://itsderyck.com/post/12228992811Tue, 01 Nov 2011 22:57:52 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liwn2iCzZx1qc7xc4o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I HATE when that happens!! :( :( :(</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/12209775539http://itsderyck.com/post/12209775539Tue, 01 Nov 2011 16:21:37 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltvjwkYJd01qc4fbco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahgiantpanda.tumblr.com/post/12110534632" class="tumblr_blog">fuckyeahgiantpanda</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Yun Zi and his mother Bai Yun at the San Diego Zoo on January 20, 2010.</p> <p>© <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kjdrill/4298944823/sizes/l/in/photostream/">Karl Drilling</a>.</p></blockquote> <p>Love.</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/12118516293http://itsderyck.com/post/12118516293Sun, 30 Oct 2011 11:00:32 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltvw7iqvpw1qc4fbco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahgiantpanda.tumblr.com/post/12116294331" class="tumblr_blog">fuckyeahgiantpanda</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>© <a href="http://www.achinesefood.com">A Chinese Food</a>.</p></blockquote> <p>Oh, haiiii!</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/12118379941http://itsderyck.com/post/12118379941Sun, 30 Oct 2011 10:56:53 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsxyopqecy1qdlh1io1_r1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/12032886605/sheepramsgirl" class="tumblr_blog">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Ohhhh shit … YOU JUST GOT SERVED on the farm dance floor.</p></blockquote> <p>The danger of dancing.</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/12034518437http://itsderyck.com/post/12034518437Fri, 28 Oct 2011 10:49:27 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltr8grSm4n1qj26eao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://memeblock.com/post/12026367221/http-meme4u-tumblr-com" class="tumblr_blog">meme4u</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://meme4u.tumblr.com"><strong><a href="http://meme4u.tumblr.com"><a href="http://meme4u.tumblr.com">http://meme4u.tumblr.com</a></a></strong></a></p></blockquote> <p>Used to be this kid!</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/12029481912http://itsderyck.com/post/12029481912Fri, 28 Oct 2011 07:06:03 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcivqnHX841qetf7io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Watch out!!!</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/11995475414http://itsderyck.com/post/11995475414Thu, 27 Oct 2011 12:25:46 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltl2jzcClw1qj26eao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bieber FAIL!</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/11917649432http://itsderyck.com/post/11917649432Tue, 25 Oct 2011 15:18:24 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lte189gStV1qzlie7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m so hungry I’m jealous of this dude!!</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/11917495900http://itsderyck.com/post/11917495900Tue, 25 Oct 2011 15:14:37 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltlto9lTlz1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pumpkin Carving in 2011.</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/11909705233http://itsderyck.com/post/11909705233Tue, 25 Oct 2011 10:46:50 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltmnc6w43m1qz4cuyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>The truth about coffee.</p>http://itsderyck.com/post/11909562782http://itsderyck.com/post/11909562782Tue, 25 Oct 2011 10:41:14 -0500