September 2010
61 posts
Hipsters are cocksuckers.
His&Hers!! RT @thereadyset: I am, however, quite sure that @thatderyckguy will fit in swimmingly.
The world needs a little more Limp Bizkit. #lifelessons
Stevie Wonder AUTOTUNED live?! Way to go Abc!!
Lunar explorer! RT @nickdown: Coneheads with @thatderyckguy
Why are so many military people complete douchebags? Someone tell them that Ed Hardy does NOT make their camo!
Flight attendants have perfected the art of being a sarcastic bitch.
Another random flight to Omaha. For two days?? Redic!!!!!
Rusty is an urban cowboy, y’alls.
RT @cskirmont: fuckCANCER.
Tonight is ladies night in Little Rock. Rusty may be making an appearance.
Will someone PLEASE convince @thereadyset to learn to play the bagpipe?!
Thank you, O’hare, for having heated toilet seats.
Everyone tune into 1035kissfm.com in five minutes! I’ll be playing with @thereadyset!
Feeling larger than life is NOTHING when compared to feeling full of life.
So hungry that my body is digesting my digestive tract.
What an awesome time! I love Chicago!!
Disturbed just dethroned Katy Perry from her spot on Billboard. Wow!
Can’t believe we’re staying at The W in Chicago tonight!! #ballin
Best workout ever!!
Wouldn’t a male calf be a “cowboy”?
I will if its on the lower back!! RT @AlanCity: Thinkin about getting a totally sick tribal tattoo. Who’s with me?
Don’t hate the boner, hate the bone.
It’s all gold, baby. All gold.
For Christmas, I may buy @thereadyset a Starbucks.
Why is the old lady next to me caressing her cross after I sat next to her???
RT @Wallacethecat: Sharpening my hand-to-hand combat skills with a tasty moth.
How am I not in jail after last night?!
I love sitting on a plane because the airport “forgot about us”.
New haircut!! http://twitpic.com/2lxce3
Why did the feminist next to me act offended when I complimented her on her nice mustache??
I need a seven day detox after this weekend. Holy guacamole!
If you climb high enough, the sky is always blue.
The wolfpack is on the prowl..
Hahahaha!! http://t.co/ijJeOPW
I love my friends!!! So much!
At the mall. Yay high school!!
In theory, isnt medicine supposed to make you feel better, not much worse?
J Wow is the trashiest waste of oxygen on Earth.
In theory, isnt medicine supposed to make you feel better, not much worse?
Drinking some Goose, out of angst tirades the gaggle of geese that tried to kill me a month ago.
I like mermaids that wear Abercrombie & Fish.
Landed safe in Omaha. Now, off to either treat an ear-infection or to use a power drill to remove them entirely.
RT @robdelaney: “C-section scar in the front, tramp stamp in the back.” - the Stripper’s Mullet
Boxcar > Plus 44
I am shwashed. It’s official.
I’m going home for a few days! Can’t wait to see my friends!!!!
Can’t wait to get home tonight! See mah friends, family, and my beautiful guitar!! :)
I want to do something fun!!
I need to try “sleeping.”. Apparently it’s all the rage.