July 2010
159 posts
Seriously….how the hell can a mouse be modest?!
You don’t have to feel safe to feel unafraid.
I get so inspired when I see musicians do something creative and breathtaking! Watching two people play, loop, and improv ten instruments!
Attention BANDS!!
If you’re thinking about recording anything in the near future, please read!!
Today, and today only, I have a sick hookup to anyone that hits me up regarding the situation! It involves a VERY legit studio as well as very low production rates!!
Trust me, this is worth looking into for your upcoming project(s)!
Email me asap: thatDeryckguy@gmail.com
Talk to you soon!
-Deryck
Is it considered pet abuse if the pet abuses you? Stupid cats. http://twitpic.com/2a2xck
Can’t wait!! RT @thereadyset: Yo! I’m playing live on @mtv sunday 8/8 10 PM EST for the mtv tj finale! RT!
Hey @thereadyset, didn’t you write that song “I’m blue, da boo dee da boo die”?
Just found out that when my parents had their house built, they decided to have a door put inside of a wall. Why? “Just for giggles.”
Omaha life..
What do the Jersey Shore people call “fisting?” I mean, “fist pumping” is already taken….
Meet Robb. He emits light from his anus. http://twitpic.com/29wq9a
Black people put the “horse” in “intercourse.”
Headed to a cookout. Determined to convince my sister to get a Twitter! #socialnetworkingintervention
You MIGHT be a little too ghetto if you can read your haircut.
I mayyyy join a motorcycle gang. Just sayin. Now I need to work on my beard and excessive weight gain.
You MIGHT be ghetto if your grandma is 36 and always saying “I ain’t keepin that baby, I’m goin OUT tonight!”
Soooo tired! I wish I didn’t still have 30792346593 things to do before I get to pass out! :P
Been geeking out over web design stuff all day. My brain is fried! So much anticipation! Can’t wait to tell you more…. ;)
“@nickdown: “i never killed an ant… But i have killed an uncle” haha”
“Dude, why are you so freaking tan?!” “Because I eat a lot of Sun Chips!” haha
I’m so white that other white people call me “cracka”, which is why #idontwannadance
Haha I may have said that once or twice! RT @WinterAngel73: “It’s not rape if it’s a hooker, it’s stealing” -@thatderyckguy
I just spent 30 minutes on a phone conference and the only thing I said the entire time was “Nothing too crazy.” WTF!
Hey, BRO, you can put shiny rims on your shitty car and paint it neon, but it’s still a shitty car!
“Ba da ba pa pa bee ba ba ba da dope”. @nickdown
Staying in tonight. Going to be a night filled with laughter, tears & self-induced penile regurgitation.
He showed me his vagina.
If I were a girl, I would name my “girl part” either “The Otterbox” or “The Autobahn.” Why? BECAUSE I’M CUHRAAAAAZY!
Currently working on a song for a new Saddlecreek artist. Very excited to be a part of this project!!
Getting stared at because I don’t look like I’m from a bullshit small town!
Out and about with @bastreeter. Dealing with his mockeries and waiting for @nickdown to grace us with his love! :)
Nothing says “peace, love & friendship” like Notorious BIG!
Just woke up from a much needed nap. Time to make some plans…
Home, sweet home!!
“Sorry, sir, but the backpack needs to be between your legs.” “I’ll be the judge of what happens between my legs, ma’am.” “Ugh, men!”
“To the owner of a white Boeing 737, your lights are on. I repeat, your lights are on. Thank you.”
Apparently drug dogs don’t like it when you try to make them chase their tail.
Soooo stoked! I’m coming home for a week, starting tomorrow! :)
RT @GaryJBusey: Drake’s eyebrows couldn’t connect even if they followed each other on Twitter.
The dudes in @acursivememory have more swagger than P. Diddy’s entourage.
Watch me cover Justin Bieber!! http://tiny.cc/bieberislove
My first Flattop Grill experience. Someone should have warned me that certain sauce combos will feel like a million grenades to the mouth!
Soooo….I mayyyyy be flying home tonight or tomorrow for a few days! I will be sure to let my friends at home know as soon as I know! :)
About to spend the next three days on the moon. Now, where the hell is my FireWire cable??
Sometimes dogs can truly be bitches!
Tell Freddy Prince Jr that!! @xojillelizabeth: Bartenders are the best actors.
Who posts the most entertaining updates? I’m trying to find more followers to keep my brain on edge! :)
