June 2010
184 posts
RT @andy_john: I really enjoy A Cursive Memory.
What’s up, Twatter??
Gary Busey definitely is the best person on Twitter to follow. Every tweet is 120% hilarious. Anyone else I should feel like this about?
My first time ever in Connecticut. Hello, Toad’s Place!
Up and at ‘em. Time for a showwwwwer!!!
Dear bus driver, theze iz peoplez behind you, not cargo! Stop making me fall over! K thx.
Think about it...
If everyone on the planet died tomorrow, and each had a book written about their life, would anyone want to read yours? I can tell you right now, the majority of people in this world live pointless, conformist lives. When you were asked, in sixth grade, what you wanted to be when you grew up, you said things like “an astronaut” or a “rockstar” or a...
Day one of the FTSK tour tomorrow. So stoked!
I was hoping that I would wake up today and find that my stolen phone was only a bad dream. Of course not!! Awwwwwesommmmeeee!
“New Yorker” - a worthless, scummy, waste of fucking oxygen. Every one of you thieving douchy fucks should eat shit and die.
In case anyone wants to know, my phone was stolen by a worthless fuck known as a “New Yorker.” If you need to get ahole of me, do it here.
What does it feel like to have your phone “borrowed” and then left? It makes you want to fucking murder someone.
With queens and gaydar. RT @AlanCity: @thatderyckguy I’m spinning w/wings and radar on this road trip. You guys were so adorable back then.
Roadshow afterparty!! It’s sad that everything is coming to an end. :(
I have heard from numerous sources that @TheGunzShow has a mangina. ;)
Ummm a helicopter just landed next to me?? WTF.
Hooters?! RT @missdayna: congratulations to @K_bentley for getting a job. WOOO! :)
Or another security officer’s head… RT @christineoh: Best way to not have your bag search by security, have a box of tampons on top.
Thanks to those Jersey Shore tans, Crayola has introduced a new color of crayon: Whorange.
Just bet @thegunzshow $1000 that he couldn’t go a day without saying “ballin.” Can he do it?
First bush I ever saw in a theater! Haha RT @nickdown: When i die i better be watching time cop
Hey, Hershey Park, way to not quite be 294749 degrees, like the past week has been! Jerks! Sincerely, sarcasm.
Somehow two 14 year olds got on the Jersey date. Crazy thing: they’re suprisingly good!
Would I like to mix in a downpour? Duhhh!
Hey Pittsburgh! Who is going to hang today?!?! Get at me.
RT @GaryJBusey: A “disallowed goal” is what I call it when my penis accidentally slips into a woman’s anus during sex. #worldcup
Just got a free copy of a super rare TBS vinyl! Yusss!! http://twitpic.com/1zabnw
RT @EvanPerigo: Hey all you Fort Wayner’s, check this out! A new secret has been posted: http://www.secretfortwayne.com/
Toy Story 3!!!! :D
Hahaha RT this!! http://tiny.cc/l6097 #thereadysetdance
C-lo with Against Me tonight?! What a random day off.
The Ready Set Dance!! →
Everyone learn The Ready Set dance now!!!
I would love to see your parody videos! :)
Love you!
Sooooooo bored.
Some people are in it for the fun. Some are in it for the in.
Just found out that one of my good friends on this tour plays drums for The Rentals! WTF! Love it!
I would never!! I only listen to post-pop fun-core! ;) RT @thereadyset: Did you pick up “I’m alive, I’m dreaming” this week?!
There’s some correlation with being gay and having two first names. See: Elton John, George Michael, Ricky Martin
If youre playing Jenga, you HAVE to! RT @britt_bowman: whats so good about picking up the pieces? what if i dont want to?
One day I hope I will look exactly like Kenny Rogers.
Let’s get physical, physical. I wanna get physical, let’s get into physical. Let me hear your body talk, your body talk. (But not fart).
Haha!! RT @GaryJBusey: I hate Mortal Kombat because the guy always yells “FINISH HIM!” and I don’t know the combo for blowjobs.
Girls are exciting because they’re born with an exclamation mark!
Very stoked to be in Philly! Very excites to cause trouble today! ;)
Philly, I’m trying to get a tattoo today. Where do you recommend??
Me? Never!! RT @SarahRamras: @thatderyckguy jerkkkkkkk!
Thanks you, Cincinnati, for making up for Cleveland! See you tomorrow, Philly! ;)
Im reading my horriscope, and it says you rule! RT @mariah_barlow: @thatDeryckguy im reading your shirt right now…so i thought id tweet u
Yusssss!!!! RT @andy_john: Saturday 6/26. Two new @ankurthreadz shirts! There might be a slight change too…we’ll see!