September 2009
130 posts
We’re all a little insane.
Best tattoo ever! You have to check it out! http://twitpic.com/jjt3p
This is Pat’s lovemaking face. http://twitpic.com/jipch
Listening to the new Mayday Parade album. First song is amazing, but what a tease. The rest is total garbage.
So sick! I feel so gross. More gross than Paris Hilton’s vagina feels!
Watching “Year One” with @JonAdamsss outside of the venue. Love you, Cleveland!
I hope the hotel we stay at tonight has a gym. I need it bad!!
Please for the love of everything holy let me get one good night of sleep so I can, oh I dunno, keep fucking singing.
I’m going to start a fundraiser so I can afford to go to an ear, nose, and throat doctor.
From resting to rockin in 3-2-1.. Party times!!
Omg someone get me a fucking horse tranquilizer for my throat!
I lost my virginity. Sure enough, @JonAdamsss had it. Fuxker!
The worst part about quitting smoking is the terrible cough that follows. I need a good night’s sleep tonight, so bad!
Fuxking beer pong champs! http://twitpic.com/jbj1v
Bringing Frankenstein back to life!! http://twitpic.com/j9017
Why are there so many people on fucking nylon parachute pants in Altoona? Is this 1999? Oh, maybe a rave is in town!!!
Change is coming…
Up and at ‘em!
Finally have picture messaging on the iPhone!! So stoked to cuddle with @JonAdamsss tonight.
Wawa must put crack in their sandwiches. I’m calling the police!
I am so stoked to update my phone so I can be like @petewentz and send noodz to people that will someday post them on the web.
Watching The Hangover again, waiting to load in. :)
Two-war? Tore? Toor? People and their silly accents!!
It’s business time. Don’t yah know that’s why they call them “business socks?!”
Holy schwasted!! Fuuuuuuuudge popsicles!!!
We wuv watery wookies and wutang clan!
What’s another name for a woman that rhymes with “bunt” or “punt?”. Nancy Grace.
If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done? Thoughts???
About to pull a mongoose on this bitch: http://twitpic.com/iwt85
Just worked out, showered, played some guitar, ate some crackers. Now what do I do? Help me out people!!!
What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist? One looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush.
Jive turkey!
Tonight feels good. Thanks!
You ever just want to skip?? Yayayeeeeee!
Pizza Slut. Haven’t eaten here in forever!
Someone tell Justin Bieber to put his Pull Ups back on and to go to bed. It’s past your bedtime!!
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forget to wrap his whopper.
Why do people think cats are smart? Unlike dogs, cats never learn. YOU’RE NEVER REEEALLY GOING TO GET THE STRING KITTY!!
Omg omg omg!! Snuggies now come in “luxurious leopard” and “stunning zebra” print?!?! Haha what is the world coming to..
Cuntastic!
Blood On The Dance Floor makes me lose respect for music, and people that listen to music. Worst thing that has ever happened to music.
You know why I’m happy being a bad person? Because I’m not allowed to happily be a good person. Fuck you, fate.
Pit beeeeef!!!
United States of Tara FTW!! Any other fans out there??
The adventure you’re ready for is the one you get. Life is short, so go for it!
You cannot take away my self-respect if i do not give it to you.
The power of imagination makes us infinite.
Beginning my spiritual journey. Nature is so beautiful. Tuning out. Goodnight moon!!
I couldn’t imagine a more beautiful day for Mr. Dave to be laid to rest. You deserve it, Papa Hurn!
As quickly as it comes, it’s gone.