September 2009
130 posts
It sucks finishing in last place. Of course, it gives you the opportunity to choose another race. :)
Almost to NYC! One of the coolest places in the world! Can’t wait to see all of my friends! :)
August 2009
100 posts
Post workout hot tub session with @jeffreyhurn and @JonAdamsss. Totally gay.
The most depressing place to go? The fucking grocery store.
7am workout/hot tub/breakfast/sex with @JonAdamsss tomorrow. Goodnight moon!
Day four. Still stronger than my nicotine addiction. Oh wait, the physical addiction only lasts three days. I win! :)
$28 for a fucking iPhone charger, to replace the piece of shit one that Apple gave me?? Thanks a fucking lot.
Coming to a “T-intersection” very soon. Things are going to change drastically either way. It’s time.
Correction. Sleep is now a possibility! :)
Damn. I want to fucking sleep and shower. Can’t do either. Awesome!
Still strong. Goodbye gross habit’n
Day three of no smoking…still going strong! :)
What are the requirements to be a security guard in Detroit? Huge
Muscles, no brain, no respect for the people you’re “protecting.”
Excluding my friends in the area, Detroit is the absolute worst fucking city in America. Feel free to try to prove me wrong, but good luck.
Whoever invented the water-conserving toilet needs to be jailed. Did the world forget that humans still poop!?!?
Feeling a lot better. So stoked!!
Being sick sucks!! Someone send me some eSoup! :)
I’ll never be another notch on your musical headboard.
Drama llama. K thx.
If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, and corn oil comes from corn, what is baby oil made from?? RT!
Imagine a toilet paper tube sized spitwad!!
My baby brother! Amazing stuff!! RT @thereadyset: My exclusive hot topic EP hits stores today! pick one up! RT!
Question of the day: What’s worse….a meteor falling on your head, or herpes?
Another important question…have you ever noticed that you can tell how boring a state is by how closely it resembles a square??
Angels & Kings with the boys, as well as @Ashcabob and @jenerationle. Chicago, show your sexy faces!!
I’m bored. @reply me a crazy question. I’ll answer with the best answer ever!! :)
Is every girl a complete bitch?? I’d like to think not.
Everyone ask your craziest go crash audio question to @fearlessradio and we will answer them on air!!
Show at Reggies in Chicago. Afterparty at Angels & Kings!! See you all there. :)
Meet Jacko. He fights crime and sniffs butts. http://twitpic.com/f55g9
Headed into Chitown for a VIP night out!! It’s all downhill from here.. ;)
The test results are in. @jacvanek is not human. She is, in fact a Crayola crayon.
Show in Lake Station, IN. Then afterparty at the Bull&Bear in Chicago! Think you can handle? See you there.
Madison, WI….you have silly transvestites everywhere!
Debating the beginning of a career in porn with @tylerjhumphrey backstage. Gay porn? Of course!
Omaha, if you like Go Crash I hope you’re coming out tonight. This is the last show we’re playing here as a headliner!!
I love hometown shows! So stoked for tonight!! :)
One. Two. Three. Four. Get your woman on the floor. Gotta, gotta get up to get down…
Soooo bored during preshow downtime. @reply me the craziest question ever, and I will answer from my vast sea of wisdom!! :)
Hallucinations are usually a sign thy you need sleep! Mix that with driving and you’ve got yourself an adrenaline cocktail!
Feeling very out of place in BroLand, Kansas!! Tacos are fun. I like the number seven. GO TEAM!!
So stoked to see the Rookie boys tonight!! Manhattan, KS, I hope you bring your A game!!
Hashbrowwwwwwn p’tayturrrrrs!
I just made an omlette. Score. http://twitpic.com/ehh0v
Everyone tell @thebradstreeter that he needs to keep freaking out about his lymph nodes!! Oh, and he smells bad!! ;)
Santa Clause listens to metal. Trust.
Busy day!! Finally have a night of jamming with the guys. It’s been so long since we’ve been able to just jam. So stoked!!!
String cheese is godly.
Hangover?? Never. :)
Definition of “commitment?” When you slit your wrist with a plastic knife. Emo kids, take note. :)