May 2009
91 posts
Shoobee-doo-wop and scooby snacks.
April 2009
66 posts
Our TM, @kfeddd , IS a REAL LIFE redneck vampire. Buy him Twilight, but don’t expect him to understand written words unless it spells N …
Rain is schweet!
Girls ARE the antichrist. :)
Going to watch Kate Voegle show me what a hill looks like with only one tree on it. Bitch!
A day at the Roxbury!!
Zoo hah loom bahh day doom dot druuhhh!!
99ight world!! Thanks Ro! ;)
http://twitpic.com/45ece - @kfeddd just threw up on his pizza!
Pretty sure I watched more movies in the last 24 hours than in the last four weeks combined!
Oh no! I think I may have the swine flu!! Someone call me a hambulance!!
The best things come from Asia. Period. :)
Hungover. Blacking out is SOOO much fun!! :P
Justin Timberlake has finally failed us all. His show, The Phone, has made me lose faith in humanity.
Twit - ter - rif - ic: a fun mac application for POSTING INSANE AMOUNTS OF USELESS SHIT ON HERE WHEN YOU’RE SCHWASTED!!
Anyone ever wonder why they call them “goosebumps?” There isn’t anything goose-like about them?
Holy just drank apricot gasoline. Don’t ask…
I’m so disappointed in you @ missdayna. Who eats their pet?!?
http://twitpic.com/3xzv5 - This is how i found@kfeddd in hollywood!
http://twitpic.com/3xzdn -
Right now i’m trying to see if rat whiskers respond to sound.
Watching Dexter like there’s no tomorrow!
The wheels on the van go POP-POP-POP, POP-POP-POP, POP-POP-POP! I love good ol’ BEEEEVER, YEW-TAH!!
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VEGAS BABY! Now if only i could remember my last night in Cali!!
On my way to Hollywood to hang with all of the would-be celebrities!! :P
Work out. Shave. Shower. Eat foods. Listen to Metric. Drive back up to Hollywood. Knitting Factory. (This is only the start…)
Drinking wine and relaxing. I miss you @emilio_delgado!!
Do you like flying dragons?? I LOVE CALI!! :)
Fuckthatband.com. Go there now!!! Haha GO CRASH EURO TRIP!!
Heading back to Hollywood tomorrow for a show at The Knitting Factory. Come be a cool person and hang out!! :)
Although I love Britney, if I have to hear her say “baybay” one more time I might kill her….or K Fed.
Drinking wine and absorbing heat in Sandy Eggo. I miss you all!!
Will you be my Sunny Delight??
Jeremy Greene, you are my hero. Grill out with weiners and beerzzz. Hit me up if you’re in SoCal!!!
95 and poolside in san diego. Woot woot!!
It’s the holiday referred to, by many, as “Four Twenty.” I, being a VERY good boy, would never condone coat hangers as abortions.
Hanging out in San Diego. @emilio_delgado I will miss you so much buddy!! :(
At the beach, Huntington style.
THESE LAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE!! (I really wish there was a sarcasm font…)
Cash cash video shoot. Prepare for the penguin!
Woooooot woooooot! Tequilllla!!
Eating sushi in Beverly Hills. Yes, i am in heaven. :)
New favorite movie: Sex Drive. Everyone needs to watch it ASAP!
I don’t think i have EVER in my life hated being in this van so much! Ugh.
Is it bad if, on this day, i just accidentally killed a bunny? I saw that fucker putting eggs in my bushes so i capped that vandal!
Why does every fucking Volkswagon Jetta smell like crayons?!?
Day off and I’m being a lazy ass!! Hanging out in Denver about to get my rabbit on tommorrow!!
http://twitpic.com/34air - New hair mothasuckas!!
D-D-D-e-n-v-e-r!!