April 2009
66 posts
Holy shit, amay-zing: http://tinyurl.com/2qy9kl
March 2009
49 posts
Our TM loves NASCAR….AND he chews!! I bet he loves corndogs.
After watching “True Life: I’m Addicted To Porn,” I have realized that I, in fact, am addicted to porn. Fuuuuuck!
HOLY SHIT TURN ON MTV RIGHT NOW!!!!! haha
You know how to make Helen Keller have a bad day? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Shopping for “manly accessories” with sister nicki. :)
Playing “catch up” and watching Snuffy “The” Cat sleep in the most awkwardly amazing positions. Ch’yuh!!
You know what is the most FUCKED thing is? Feeding a chicken scrambled eggs.
Mark Hoppus has the MOST twitter posts. Jeebus!!
Is it bad if The Notebook makes me cry for hours? So does Hulk Hogan.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?? You can’t jelly a dick down someone’s throat.
Holy drinking beers at a super long table!! Shiiit. :)
If I have to deal with another day of negativity I may throw myself off a cliff.
Baltimore’s Urban Outfitters is the closest thing to BULLSHIIIT!!!
Bananas….in pajamas.
Fuuuuck. If you have not played “electricity” with Go Crash, you are missing out on the most terrible experience of your life.. haha
Watching “Drop Zone” because Gary Busey’s teeth make me want to be a better person.
“White trash girls sort of look like mice.” -michelle
Busy gettin’ dizzy..
Saggyvagisaurus. The only dinosaur that ISN’T extinct.
Everyone needs to become addicted to “United States of Tara.” Truuuust me.
Bling Bling, muddafudda!!
If your profession is in the automotive wheel industry, would that be a “rim-job??”
Saturday is going to be Awesome. Until then, HAPPY ST. “GET FUCKED UP TODAY” DAY!!
Tweet tweet twitturrrrrrr.
I AM GOING TO EAT F00000OOOO0DS NOW! THANKS!
Holy hella workload today. But on a lighter note…CONGRATS PAT ON FINALLY GETTING A TWITTER!!
Watching “Little Mermaid” and drinking Miller Lite. Couldn’t get any more manly!!
Rehearsal at 5pm. It’s 6:12 and I’m STILL WAITING FOR MY TRANSPORT!! Eff my life! ;)
Happy “NATIONAL POTATO CHIP DAY” to all!!
STOP!! It’s HAMMERTIME!!
Custom guitar….88 days…..
Who needs pants, anyways?!
No more drinking a 750 of jager with Audrey at four pm anymore! From now on, 5pm at the earliest. :)
getting my in-ears “bedazzled” by THE Awesome.
I wonder if Chef “R Dee” was really a Boy…
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what what (in the butt)
I like how every UFC fighter looks like they may, in fact, be the least intelligent mammal in existence.
Fate is my new best friend. :)
I now looooove lime green hats. :)
I <3 pneumonia. (God, I wish there was a sarcasm font.)
Yay for sleeeeep!!
Biffy Clyro is BLOWING MY MIND!!
I hate leaving California. I wish more people that lived here appreciated it’s beauty and good vibes!
Getting my Hollywood on…