November 2009
73 posts
GaGa, oooo la la!
There are two girls making out to the left of me, wearing headphones. The bro in me thinks SWEET! The nerd hopes they are good headphones.
Wow.
I started out local, but thanks to all the hater I know all the G4 pilots on a first name basis.
So true!!! This needs to be on the Statue Of Liberty!! RT @jacvanek: Every time is a good time for sushi.
Doing stuff that I was raised NOT to do! Tonight should be great!! :)
Woot woot!!
Nom nom nom goes Deryck on some
Chicky fingees!
Tequilla + vodka + hanging out with an amazingly infamous writer = the most amazing debates that you could ever imagine!
Schoolgirl outfits always look sexy, no matter who they’re on! Okay, maybe not evvvvveryone…
What the fuxk people?! I’m about to give up on losers that used to be cool. Once you stop wanting to live your life, u don’t deserve to.
Melting pots. No, that isn’t a drug reference. Cooking meth. That is a drug reference…
Sometimes in life it is necessary to randomly to jumpin jacks in public.
Everyone knows at least one douchebag. You can identify them by their Ed Hardy shirts and unnecessary need for a high intake of protein.
Today is not what I was expecting.
Grey skies = poop!
I’m close to agreeing!! RT @thebradstreeter: Random fact about me: @1Republic is my favorite current band.
Hanging out with the sis!!
Hello, Protools 8.0.1!
Least favorite show on TV…..GO!
Mine would be pretty much any of the shows on Mtv, other than True Life.
Incredibly difficult, yet rewarding day!
What the fuck happened to the world?? People used to like to have fun. If you still do, let me know..
I may be a slut, but at least I do it for free. Drinks are currency, babydoll! ;)
Building energy for tonights fiesta! Bring it, Hank Williams!
My arms are so swollen! Tomorrows going to be a rough one…
Cash Money Rec’itz, baybay!
Worked out. Shower time. Then Hank Williams (da THIRD) time!
Jack White is a total genius. If you don’t agree, you obviously haven’t seen his videos. Oh, and fifteen singles don’t lie…
Christopher Walken needs to narrate my life. That would be the most amazing thing EVER!
My new band… http://twitpic.com/oy9mb
Yeah, I’m the best son ever! Just detailed my mums car. She’s so fly now!
Pop culture is demanding a new mercenary. My name is Deryck. Nice to meet you.. ;)
Milla Jovovich will never be as hot as she was in The Fifth Element! Agree or disagree??
I love waking up to the smell of bacon being cooked!! :D
Hanging at the Hollywood Undead show. I hate to openly bash bands, but these guys are terr-uh-bull!!
So fresh and so clean clean.
Ewww weeeee ewwww I look just like Buddy Holly!
Tonight had better be epic! Right, @thebradstreeter???
Still awake? Yup. Still being crazy? Yup! ;)
I didn’t know that they made penis creams! http://twitpic.com/oqell
Hanging out with my bro Travis. Jamming at guitar center!
You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals….so let’s hang the fizuck out tonight!
Haahahahaha! What’s up with this Taylor Swift/T-Pain video with her rapping?? Love it!
I love it when lazy douchebags look at you like you’re crazy and snicker because you’re running. Suckers! :P
Time to run until my legs give out from under me.
Your breath smells like dick cheese, @Kfeddd. I think they have a paste for that.
What should I cook tonight? Suggestions please….
Soup? Soup.
Today is a new day. Probably the best & worst day I have had in a long time. My eyes are open now, and I only see amazing things… ;)